Tell Your Friends

Through this portal pass the greatest words and nerds on the web. That’s our proud claim, borne out by the extra effort we have to make in trying to un-educate you.

As your IQ level guarantees you membership till at least 2020 A.D. (or your dismemberment after that, take your pick) please tell your friends (spiders not included, web notwithstanding – we suffer from arachnophobia) about OLW.

We are especially keen to hear from asylum seekers (your sister says you shouldn’t be seen around the house all day) and the brainless. We have plenty of brainy people here, so there’s enough to go around. In fact, there’s brains all over the place!...?? Say, what’s that .357 magnum Smith & Wesson doing on the floor? And whose brains are those on the ceiling? These donors; such impatience!!

P.S. Surgeon General’s Warning!!!

OLW is highly contagious, infectious, hazardous and habit-forming. Surfers to take all necessary precautions and surf in pairs (not ‘pair-off’, stupid. That means something else we can’t print right here). Memorizing Dad’s credit card number is highly recommended. The Attorney General saves dollars by asking we print his message as well....no claims for lost net boards, sanity or brains will be entertained. The ORACLE of Delphi may be consulted on the matter, but be careful of all the broken WINDOWS en route.